Melodi's #1 Crush

Sickly sweet, dangerously fizzy, and almost definitely a bad idea. Just like love. We take cheap thrills and make them chic: orange soda (yes, really) and brut champagne come together in a wild little glass of sparkling obsession. Served tall over ice with an orange twist and a maraschino heart skewered on a black cocktail pick. It’s bright, bold, and leaves you questioning your choices—but you’ll come back for more.

10,000

Zack's Crab Shack

A salty seaside menace in a glass (or a plastic cup if Zack’s feeling feisty). This crustacean-core cocktail features bold OLD BAY® Vodka splashed with lemon seltzer water over crushed ice, then garnished with a lime wedge and—because Zack insists—one gummy crab perched right on top. It’s briny, bubbly, and weirdly refreshing. You’ll either love it or fear it. Either way, you're getting pinched.

10,000

Big Daddy Rei's Pink Drink

Made with coconut rum, grenadine, and a fruity mix of pineapple, cranberry, and orange juices, then garnished with a pineapple wedge and cherry, and rim of the glass coated with pink sanding sugar for that extra sweet and extra pink touch!

10,000

Serena's Serenity Now

Soft on the outside, emotionally unstable on the inside. This calming yet cunning cocktail blends lavender gin with elder flower liqueur, a splash of white grape juice, and a dash of lemon bitters. Shaken cold and served in a chilled coupe, garnished with edible flowers and just the faintest wisp of dried rose petal smoke. Light, floral, and deceptively peaceful. Perfect for sipping while mentally spiraling in a bubble bath.

10,000

Shrub Sour

A dark and tangy twist on a classic—this moody beauty blends black cherry shrub with bourbon, fresh lemon juice, and a touch of rosemary simple syrup. Shaken to a frothy finish and served over ice in a lowball glass, garnished with a singed rosemary sprig and a Luxardo cherry. Tart, deep, a little strange—just like your most confusing ex.

10,000

Tiney's Cheesecake Factory

A dessert in a glass with the drama turned up to 11. This creamy concoction starts with vanilla vodka and white chocolate liqueur, shaken with strawberry purée and a splash of Irish cream, then poured into a graham-cracker-rimmed glass. Topped with whipped cream, a drizzle of strawberry syrup, and—because Tiney demands excellence—a tiny wedge of actual cheesecake skewered on top.

10,000

Berry Daiquiri

She’s sweet, she’s tart, and she will absolutely leave lipstick on your collar. A bold mix of white rum, muddled blackberries and raspberries, fresh lime juice, and a touch of berry liqueur, shaken until icy cold and strained into a chilled coupe glass. Garnished with a lime twist and a few rogue berries, because she’s not here to play it clean. Think fruit smoothie, but for goths.

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The Xiananoodle

Part cocktail, part fever dream, all noodle-powered chaos. This umami-forward oddball starts with shochu and yuzu liqueur, gets tangled up with a splash of ginger syrup and a dash of sesame bitters, then finished with fizzy soda water for a bubbly bite. Served in a highball with a chopstick stirrer, a curl of cucumber, and—because Xiananoodle said so—a single soba noodle spiraled around the rim. Silky, strange, and kinda addictive. Like being DJ’d at by a sentient ramen bowl.

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Grapefruit Adult Capri Sun

This dangerously drinkable pouch of mischief mixes Absolut Grapefruit with ruby red grapefruit juice, a splash of cranberry for bite, and real slices of grapefruit—served ice cold in a resealable Capri Sun-style pouch, straw and all. Tart, punchy, and socially irresponsible in the best possible way.

10,000

The Perfect Drug

An intoxicating ritual for the beautifully broken. This dark classic begins with a slow pour of absinthe over a sugar cube, set aflame and dissolved into icy water to awaken the green muse within. Served in a vintage glass with a twist of lemon peel and a glance that says “*nothing can stop me now*.” Herbaceous, hallucinatory, and heartbreakingly smooth. You’ll never come down the same.

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The Spiggly Wombat

A cocktail kissed by cosmic nonsense and sacred softness. This shimmering creation starts with butterfly pea flower gin for that mood-shifting violet hue, mixed with muddled blueberries, lime juice, and a splash of glittery elder flower tonic. Then comes the twist: a swirl of sweet mushroom syrup (don’t ask, Carl knows) and a single edible flower frozen inside a glowing ice orb. Served in a goblet shaped like a tiny cauldron, rimmed with stardust sugar, and garnished with a mushroom-shaped gummy. Sip it slowly. Feel your third eye giggle. Then cry a little—but like, the good kind. *All Hail Carl.*

10,000

Water

Crystal clear water from the springs of Thanalan. Always cold with no need for refrigeration.

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Hot Cocoa

A steaming hot mug of liquid chocolate bliss so decadent it will make you want another. It's possibly sinful.

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Carl's Tea

The most sporiffic tea brewed with sparkling happy tears from Carl himself. One cup and you'll feel joy for hours, and an urge to play with stickers.

10,000

Cinnamon Cream Coffee

Topped with a velvety layer of whipped cream, it offers a delightful balance of spice and sweetcreaminess, making each sip a cozy treat.

10,000

Route 66

Wanna get your kicks down on Route 66? Then try our newest drink, a simple mix of Route 66 beer and whiskey!

The game's rules are simple - the House sets a 5m gil base pot that grows with each drink sold.

-Roll 66 to take home the grand prize!

-Roll a 666 to win a minipot of 66K!

If there's no winner the pot keeps rolling over each night until there is! Good luck!

50,000

Spellbound

A potent enchantment in a glass, brewed for those bold enough to tempt fortune. Jägermeister's dark herbal bite mingles with sweet peach schnapps and a splash of tart cranberry juice—fruity, forbidden, and weirdly effective.

Order it, play the game, and roll the dice five times. Score three successes and walk away with a million. Fail… and well, you’ll still be drunk, so who’s really losing?

-Buyer rolls /random 10 five times. Roll 7 or higher 3 times and you win a 1m gil!

250,000

Nei's Cinnabon

Sticky, sinful, and spiritually beige—but in a *deeply comforting* way. This decadent dessert drink blends RumChata with vanilla vodka and a splash of Fireball for that cinnamon-kick-me-in-the-face finish. Shaken with cream and poured into a cinnamon sugar–rimmed glass, then topped with whipped cream and a drizzle of caramel syrup. Tastes like skipping class and making bad decisions at the mall. Nei approved.

15,000