Happy House v2.0

Happy House's next opening:July 29th, 2025
10pm - 2am EST!!NEW LOCATION!!
Behemoth Mist W03 P15Sindryth
Eightbitwitch

Bar Menu

Our menu of custom cocktails made to order!
Bar buyout: 4m gil, reduces 1m/hr
VIP buyout: 2m gil, reduces 500k/hr

Happy House Specialties
Suze's Gothic Chaos Pixie	Glitter in her veins and eyeliner sharper than your breakup text. This electric little troublemaker blends blackcurrant vodka, blue curaçao, and lemon juice with a splash of club soda for sparkle. Served in a tall glass over crushed ice, rimmed with edible glitter sugar and crowned with a single blackberry and a violet candy. It’s moody, mischievous, and dangerously cute - just like Suze when she drops the chaos energy during her sets.	10k
Tiney's Cheesecake Factory	A dessert in a glass with the drama turned up to 11. This creamy concoction starts with vanilla vodka and white chocolate liqueur, shaken with strawberry purée and a splash of Irish cream, then poured into a graham-cracker-rimmed glass. Topped with whipped cream, a drizzle of strawberry syrup, and—because Tiney demands excellence—a tiny wedge of actual cheesecake skewered on top.	10k
Big Daddy's Pink Drink	Made with coconut rum, grenadine, and a fruity mix of pineapple, cranberry, and orange juices, then garnished with a pineapple wedge and cherry, and rim of the glass coated with pink sanding sugar for that extra sweet and extra pink touch!	10k
Zack's Crab Shack	A salty seaside menace in a glass (or a plastic cup if Zack’s feeling feisty). This crustacean-core cocktail features bold OLD BAY® Vodka splashed with lemon seltzer water over crushed ice, then garnished with a lime wedge and—because Zack insists—one gummy crab perched right on top. It’s briny, bubbly, and weirdly refreshing. You’ll either love it or fear it. Either way, you're getting pinched.	10k
Grapefruit Adult Capri Sun	This dangerously drinkable pouch of mischief mixes Absolut Grapefruit with ruby red grapefruit juice, a splash of cranberry for bite, and real slices of grapefruit—served ice cold in a resealable Capri Sun-style pouch, straw and all. Tart, punchy, and socially irresponsible in the best possible way.	10k
Shrub Sour	A dark and tangy twist on a classic—this moody beauty blends black cherry shrub with bourbon, fresh lemon juice, and a touch of rosemary simple syrup. Shaken to a frothy finish and served over ice in a lowball glass, garnished with a singed rosemary sprig and a Luxardo cherry. Tart, deep, a little strange—just like your most confusing ex.	10k
Berry Daiquiri	She’s sweet, she’s tart, and she will absolutely leave lipstick on your collar. A bold mix of white rum, muddled blackberries and raspberries, fresh lime juice, and a touch of berry liqueur, shaken until icy cold and strained into a chilled coupe glass. Garnished with a lime twist and a few rogue berries, because she’s not here to play it clean. Think fruit smoothie, but for goths.	10k
Serena’s Serenity Now	Soft on the outside, emotionally unstable on the inside. This calming yet cunning cocktail blends lavender gin with elderflower liqueur, a splash of white grape juice, and a dash of lemon bitters. Shaken cold and served in a chilled coupe, garnished with edible flowers and just the faintest wisp of dried rose petal smoke. Light, floral, and deceptively peaceful. Perfect for sipping while mentally spiraling in a bubble bath.	10k
Melodi's No. 1 Crush	Sickly sweet, dangerously fizzy, and almost definitely a bad idea. Just like love. We take cheap thrills and make them chic: orange soda (yes, really) and brut champagne come together in a wild little glass of sparkling obsession. Served tall over ice with an orange twist and a maraschino heart skewered on a black cocktail pick. It’s bright, bold, and leaves you questioning your choices—but you’ll come back for more.	10k
The Xiananoodle	Part cocktail, part fever dream, all noodle-powered chaos. This umami-forward oddball starts with shochu and yuzu liqueur, gets tangled up with a splash of ginger syrup and a dash of sesame bitters, then finished with fizzy soda water for a bubbly bite. Served in a highball with a chopstick stirrer, a curl of cucumber, and—because Xiananoodle said so—a single soba noodle spiraled around the rim. Silky, strange, and kinda addictive. Like being DJ’d at by a sentient ramen bowl.	10k
The Perfect Drug	An intoxicating ritual for the beautifully broken. This dark classic begins with a slow pour of absinthe over a sugar cube, set aflame and dissolved into icy water to awaken the green muse within. Served in a vintage glass with a twist of lemon peel and a glance that says “nothing can stop me now.” Herbaceous, hallucinatory, and heartbreakingly smooth. You’ll never come down the same.
The Spiggly Wombat	A cocktail kissed by cosmic nonsense and sacred softness. This shimmering creation starts with butterfly pea flower gin for that mood-shifting violet hue, mixed with muddled blueberries, lime juice, and a splash of glittery elderflower tonic. Then comes the twist: a swirl of sweet mushroom syrup (don’t ask, Carl knows) and a single edible flower frozen inside a glowing ice orb. Served in a goblet shaped like a tiny cauldron, rimmed with stardust sugar, and garnished with a mushroom-shaped gummy. Sip it slowly. Feel your third eye giggle. Then cry a little—but like, the good kind. All Hail Carl.	10k

Non--Alcoholic Drinks
Water	Crystal clear water from the springs of Thanalan. Always cold with no need for refrigeration.	Free
Hot Cocoa	A steaming hot mug of liquid chocolate bliss so decadent it will make you want another. It's possibly sinful.	10k
Carl's Tea	The most sporiffic tea brewed with sparkling happy tears from Carl himself. One cup and you'll feel joy for hours, and an urge to play with stickers.	10k

Drinking Games
The Spellbound	A potent enchantment in a glass, brewed for those bold enough to tempt fortune. Jägermeister's dark herbal bite mingles with sweet peach schnapps and a splash of tart cranberry juice—fruity, forbidden, and weirdly effective. Order it, play the game, and roll the dice five times. Score three successes and walk away with a million. Fail… and well, you’ll still be drunk, so who’s really losing? (RULES: Roll /random10 five times. Roll 7 or higher three times and you win a 1m gil!)	250k

The VIP List
Ara Ara’s Appletini	Crisp, alluring, and just a little too knowing. This refined twist on the classic appletini blends sour apple liqueur with vodka, a dash of fresh lime, and a hint of white cranberry for balance. Shaken until icy and served in a sleek martini glass, garnished with a green apple fan and a sugared rim that kisses back. Sweet enough to lure you in, sharp enough to leave you wanting more.	15k
Nei’s Cinnabon	Sticky, sinful, and spiritually beige—but in a deeply comforting way. This decadent dessert drink blends RumChata with vanilla vodka and a splash of Fireball for that cinnamon-kick-me-in-the-face finish. Shaken with cream and poured into a cinnamon sugar–rimmed glass, then topped with whipped cream and a drizzle of caramel syrup. Tastes like skipping class and making bad decisions at the mall. Nei approved.	15k
The Laladriver	This one doesn’t drive—it careens. A dangerous blend of Everclear and vodka, softened (barely) by a splash of orange juice, just enough to make you think it’s friendly. Served in a tall glass over ice with an orange slice you won’t remember eating. No chaser. No mercy. Say goodbye to your inhibitions—and possibly your short-term memory.	15k
Phyrestarter	A kiss of flame and a dare you’ll probably regret. This incendiary little shot combines cinnamon whiskey, overproof rum, and a splash of cherry liqueur—igniting sweet, heat, and danger in a single gulp. Served in a short glass rimmed with red sugar and edible glitter, then lightly torched for dramatic effect. Watch the flame. Take the shot. Feel the burn. Warning: may cause dancing, declarations of love, or the summoning of minor spirits.	15k
Swift’s Top Shelf Elf Spirits	Creamy, dreamy, and just a bit untrustworthy—this indulgent fae fantasy blends vanilla vodka, crème de cacao, and Irish cream, shaken cold with a splash of almond milk for extra velvet. Served in a chilled coupe with a crushed peppermint rim and a dusting of edible silver glitter. Whimsical, intoxicating, and far too powerful to come from the bottom shelf. Sip slowly. The elf is watching.	15k
Twimble's Blue Lala Lassi	A velvet lullaby laced with chaos. This dreamy, electric-blue elixir blends Ketel One vodka infused with vanilla, yoghurt liqueur for creamy tang, Bols Blue Curaçao for that eye-searing neon hue, and a delicate splash of rose water to soften the wild. Shaken silky-smooth and served in a frosted goblet with a rose petal float and a twisty straw that looks like it came from another dimension.	15k

Rules

Happy House is an 18+ adult, mostly SFW Venue

Rules

You must be 18 or older
Treat fellow patrons and staff with respect and kindness
Toxic/disruptive behaviour, slurs, hate, or other inappropriate acts will result in being banned from the premises and Discord
No NSFW animations or ERP in public chats
Skimpy outfits are welcome, but please don't undress in the venue

Auction Rules

Message the auctioneer to be added to the list, along with information about what you will be offering
The house will begin with a 200k bid and takes 20% cut of final price
You are under no obligation to accept a bid from someone you don't like. Please inform the auctioneer if you'd like to cancel your auction or move on to the next highest bidder.
For buyers: Services may be refused at any point if the seller is made uncomfortable.
For sellers: If you cannot provide the advertised service within a reasonable time period, you must provide a full refund to your buyer.
Any NSFW services offered are strictly 18+ only, no underaged characters or Lalafel.

50/50 rules

Each night 50/50 is being run, a starting pot will be determined
Tickets will be available for sale at 100k each. Each ticket is one entry. No limit on ticket purchases!
50% of ticket sale proceeds will go towards the pot
Entries will be entered into a wheel spin website and broadcast on the discord for all who would like to see!

Staff

Siouxsie Sioux

Owner & DJ

Resident DJs

Spirit

Etreus

Sindryth

Xiana

Staff

Melodi Grace

Manager

Aseera Ura

Bartender / Tarot

Zack

Bartender / Hype

Satiny Nequelen

Manager

Shrub

Bartender / Auctioneer

Rei Oumi

Photographer / Asst. Manager

Serena

Greeter / Shoutrunner

Gallery

Shots of Happy House by Melodi Grace

VIP

LIFETIME VIP MEMBERSHIP - 20 MILLION GIL
(Information on becomming a VIP can be obtained from Managers: Satiney & Melodi.)Lifetime VIP PERKS:
Entrance to our private venue VIP area which includes access to Balcony.
Monthly VIP Spotify Playlist.
Access to VIP channel in Discord where the members can vote on upcoming events and themes.
A welcoming gpose for new VIP members with DJ EightBitWitch (featured below).
VIP banner with your name on DJ EightBitWitch's streams.
Member Only VIP Redeems on DJ EightBitWitch's Twitch.
Customized VIP drink on our Menu!Nightly VIP - 500k per personNightly VIP Perks:
Entrance to our private venue VIP area which includes access to Balcony.
Free Drinks all Night

The following people are VIPs who decided to support happy house! Thank you for your support!

Ara

Ara Ara~

Swift

Melodi

Sirasa

Nei

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